Primetime Football League Network

26 October 2005

Paper Tigers Still Clawing

For a team almost without a scoring threat, I sure am putting up a few points.

Happy Halloween and Merry Fitzmas to all!





14 October 2005

Jenius Sportsbook

Jenius' handy-dandy guide to sittin' on your rear and makin' money on Sunday:

****
Miami +4

***
Tennessee +3
Denver -3
Cleveland/Baltimore OVER
Buffalo -3
Dallas -3.5
San Diego -2

**
Carolina +1
St. Louis +13.5

Victimizers/Roughhousers UNDER 48

(NOTE: These lines are provided for entertainment purposes only. Wagering on sporting events is wrong. Think of the children.)

13 October 2005

Week 6 Open Thread

Howdy. Emperor Hillbilly here.

So I've sent out the invites, which will give you total access to the PFL blog. That doesn't include access to the template, settings, and all kinds of stuff. If you're familiar with blogger, let me know and I'll make you an administrator. Warning: if you find that you enjoy blogger, it can be highly addictive. I've set up 4 already, though only 2 are really active. And I've replaced the html on my home page with blogger code, so check it out and see how crazy it can get.

I also tried to add a free NFL news feed in the sidebar, but it appears that javascript is really finicky on blogger.

On with the trash talk. Looks like some people don't have faith in the rednecks from tha Hill. Hey, it ain't just scoring that wins you games. Okay, well, maybe it is. But great coaching/GM work also helps, and it only took me 5 seasons, bitches. Yeah, that was me that started Alge Crumpler over Antonio Gates two weeks ago, resulting in a 6-point win. Methinks there ain't nobody else round these parts with the foresight and brilliance (I was smoking crack) to pull off a stunt like that. Hillbillies ain't in the bitch bidness no more. And someone forgot about my ancient QBs who lead the league in TD passes as well as Metamucil sales.

08 October 2005

Week 5 Preview

Looks like a nail-biter in the making for the Hillbillies and Juice. Got a feeling I'm enjoying my last day as an undefeated. So will the River Rats take advantage? They're dusting off Andre Johnson for his date with the Titans. Serbs toss two rookies into the lineup, we'll see how they react. Will Cadillac's hammy and footy holdy uppy? Untouchables counting on Portis to score one for old-time's sake in Denver. I wasn't quite as confident this week, but man he's got some nice opportunities looking ahead. Went 8-1 on a 9-team 20:1 teaser last week. Damn you to hell, 49ers.

Jenius Handicapping Service offers these picks:

* Cleveland-Chicago OVER
* New England +3.5, but good luck finding anyone with the game on the board
* Buffalo -3
* Detroit -1 (Difference being at least 2 INTs thrown by Anthony Wright, one for a TD.)
* Carolina -3

Not as many clear winners as last week. So off to Teaserland:

* 5 Team Teaser
Chicago/Cleveland Over 30
Detroit Lions +5
Carolina Panthers +3
Denver Broncos -1
Cincinnati Bengals +9

* Plamegate Indictments: Over/Under 16.5

05 October 2005

Favorite Sports Commercial of the Moment

Big ugly dude steps up to the plate facing other big ugly dude in the softball game as we hear Vin Scully's call of Kirk Gibson's 1988 World Series homer.

Well done.