Random Nuggets of Brilliance

Thank goodness Dustin Diamond has come up with something to entertain Raiders fans on Sundays.

Shout out to Daunte Culpepper for providing me with more evidence that he sucks balls.

Terrell Owens needs therapy. It can't be easy being a Greek Godfather, but Torry Holt seems to deal with it just fine.

Cartman's voice isn't as funny as it used to be. I wish he'd stop enunciating.

I don't think Kurt Warner's thumbs are opposable any more. This guy was washed up three years ago, why haven't NFL coaches and GMs gotten the memo?

Ford recently scrapped plans for a fleet of hybrid cars. The average gas mileage of today's Ford autos is WORSE than the Model-T. More proof that the Ford family, a disgrace to the nation, runs their football team as well as they run their car company.