Primetime Football League Network

27 September 2006

Random Nuggets of Brilliance

Thank goodness Dustin Diamond has come up with something to entertain Raiders fans on Sundays.

Shout out to Daunte Culpepper for providing me with more evidence that he sucks balls.

Terrell Owens needs therapy. It can't be easy being a Greek Godfather, but Torry Holt seems to deal with it just fine.

Cartman's voice isn't as funny as it used to be. I wish he'd stop enunciating.

I don't think Kurt Warner's thumbs are opposable any more. This guy was washed up three years ago, why haven't NFL coaches and GMs gotten the memo?

Ford recently scrapped plans for a fleet of hybrid cars. The average gas mileage of today's Ford autos is WORSE than the Model-T. More proof that the Ford family, a disgrace to the nation, runs their football team as well as they run their car company.

04 September 2006

Invites

Invites to this blog should be in everyone's inboxes. Once you sign up for a blogger account, it's pretty darn easy to post and reply. And it'll open you up to a whole new world of time-wasting on the internets.

I mean seriously, I just saw a blog about coffee. How much can you write about coffee in a given month?

GO PANTHERS!